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“I think I threw up in my mouth a little.”

“Uh, I liked it better when it was called ___________.”

“That’s just how I roll.”

”____________ is the new ____________.”

“Uhhh… random?”

”____________ called, it wants its ____________ back.”

“Because if we don’t, the terrorists will win.”

Interwebs, internets, etc.

Assorted Borat catch phrases

Additions:

- “True story!”

- “Nailed it.”

- Quoting LOLcats (too cringe-worthy to list examples of)

- “I’d tap that.”

- “_______, bitches!”

- “For realz?”