YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR.  YOU’RE A CHAIR.
YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN…
CHAIR, YOU ARE DRUNK.

YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR.  YOU’RE A CHAIR.

YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN…

CHAIR, YOU ARE DRUNK.

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