A random encounter on the bus today
- Stranger (from behind me): How are you doin', mate?
- Me: Good.
- Stranger: Ever used the Internet?
- Me: Uh.. yeah, a few times.
- Stranger: I'm a subject on the Internet.
- Me: A-what? I'm sorry?
- Stranger: A subject. People like my jokes.
- Me: Oh yeah?
- Stranger: dub dub dub dot [random website name I'm kicking myself for not getting down properly] dot com
- Me: Oh, that's cool. I'll check it out.
- [I reach my stop and walk out in complete astonishment.]