A random encounter on the bus today
  • Stranger (from behind me): How are you doin', mate?
  • Me: Good.
  • Stranger: Ever used the Internet?
  • Me: Uh.. yeah, a few times.
  • Stranger: I'm a subject on the Internet.
  • Me: A-what? I'm sorry?
  • Stranger: A subject. People like my jokes.
  • Me: Oh yeah?
  • Stranger: dub dub dub dot [random website name I'm kicking myself for not getting down properly] dot com
  • Me: Oh, that's cool. I'll check it out.
  • [I reach my stop and walk out in complete astonishment.]